Bigger, bolder, and even more unhinged. Our 16oz Toilet Water can isn’t just water—it’s a flex. Pure mountain-sourced hydration packed in a tall can designed to turn heads, spark laughter, and make your fridge the funniest place on Earth.
16 fl oz of crisp, premium mountain water
Clean design. Dirty name.
Statement piece, conversation starter, thirst-ender
The cleanest sh*t on the planet.
Hydrate like a legend. Sip with pride. Flush your thirst.
Bigger, bolder, and even more unhinged. Our 16oz Toilet Water can isn’t just water—it’s a flex. Pure mountain-sourced hydration packed in a tall can designed to turn heads, spark laughter, and make your fridge the funniest place on Earth.
16 fl oz of crisp, premium mountain water
Clean design. Dirty name.
Statement piece, conversation starter, thirst-ender
The cleanest sh*t on the planet.
Hydrate like a legend. Sip with pride. Flush your thirst.
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