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Toilet Water – 12oz Cans (Collector’s Edition) 6-pack

$8.99
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This is it. The can that started it all. Crystal-clear mountain-sourced water, canned with confidence and labeled with controversy. Whether you’re sipping for hydration or handing it out as the ultimate gag gift, Toilet Water delivers peak freshness with maximum side-eye.

  • 100% premium mountain water

  • 12 fl oz recyclable aluminum can

  • Zero calories, zero shame

  • Not actually from a toilet. We promise.

Perfect for your desk, your fridge, or your next meme-worthy moment.

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This is it. The can that started it all. Crystal-clear mountain-sourced water, canned with confidence and labeled with controversy. Whether you’re sipping for hydration or handing it out as the ultimate gag gift, Toilet Water delivers peak freshness with maximum side-eye.

  • 100% premium mountain water

  • 12 fl oz recyclable aluminum can

  • Zero calories, zero shame

  • Not actually from a toilet. We promise.

Perfect for your desk, your fridge, or your next meme-worthy moment.

This is it. The can that started it all. Crystal-clear mountain-sourced water, canned with confidence and labeled with controversy. Whether you’re sipping for hydration or handing it out as the ultimate gag gift, Toilet Water delivers peak freshness with maximum side-eye.

  • 100% premium mountain water

  • 12 fl oz recyclable aluminum can

  • Zero calories, zero shame

  • Not actually from a toilet. We promise.

Perfect for your desk, your fridge, or your next meme-worthy moment.

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