Light it up and let the confusion begin. This candle smells nothing like what the label promises—which is exactly the point. With calming notes of white sage and lavender, it’s perfect for masking bad decisions, awkward silences, or actual toilet water.
• 100% soy wax and 0% shame
• Hand-poured rebellion in a jar
• Pairs well with bath time, bad ideas, and blowing minds
• Makes a great gift for people you love—or want to confuse
Set the mood. Set the trap. Smell the flush.
Actual Facts:
• White sage and lavender scent
• Burns for 50–60 hours
• Product sourced from the US
Light it up and let the confusion begin. This candle smells nothing like what the label promises—which is exactly the point. With calming notes of white sage and lavender, it’s perfect for masking bad decisions, awkward silences, or actual toilet water.
• 100% soy wax and 0% shame
• Hand-poured rebellion in a jar
• Pairs well with bath time, bad ideas, and blowing minds
• Makes a great gift for people you love—or want to confuse
Set the mood. Set the trap. Smell the flush.
Actual Facts:
• White sage and lavender scent
• Burns for 50–60 hours
• Product sourced from the US
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