Flushwear Essentials Hoodie
from $38.00
This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a walking contradiction. Loud on the front. Silent on the back. With an embroidered logo on the sleeve like a secret society badge for those bold enough to sip the forbidden stream. It’s warm, cozy, and wildly inappropriate for job interviews.
• Front says “Toilet Water” so you don’t have to
• Embroidered sleeve logo = instant street cred
• Comes in multiple colors, all of them chaotic-neutral
• Soft enough to cry in. Edgy enough to cause it.
Join the movement. Wear the madness. Flush your thirst.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
• Front says “Toilet Water” so you don’t have to
• Embroidered sleeve logo = instant street cred
• Comes in multiple colors, all of them chaotic-neutral
• Soft enough to cry in. Edgy enough to cause it.
Join the movement. Wear the madness. Flush your thirst.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
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This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a walking contradiction. Loud on the front. Silent on the back. With an embroidered logo on the sleeve like a secret society badge for those bold enough to sip the forbidden stream. It’s warm, cozy, and wildly inappropriate for job interviews.
• Front says “Toilet Water” so you don’t have to
• Embroidered sleeve logo = instant street cred
• Comes in multiple colors, all of them chaotic-neutral
• Soft enough to cry in. Edgy enough to cause it.
Join the movement. Wear the madness. Flush your thirst.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
• Front says “Toilet Water” so you don’t have to
• Embroidered sleeve logo = instant street cred
• Comes in multiple colors, all of them chaotic-neutral
• Soft enough to cry in. Edgy enough to cause it.
Join the movement. Wear the madness. Flush your thirst.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a walking contradiction. Loud on the front. Silent on the back. With an embroidered logo on the sleeve like a secret society badge for those bold enough to sip the forbidden stream. It’s warm, cozy, and wildly inappropriate for job interviews.
• Front says “Toilet Water” so you don’t have to
• Embroidered sleeve logo = instant street cred
• Comes in multiple colors, all of them chaotic-neutral
• Soft enough to cry in. Edgy enough to cause it.
Join the movement. Wear the madness. Flush your thirst.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
• Front says “Toilet Water” so you don’t have to
• Embroidered sleeve logo = instant street cred
• Comes in multiple colors, all of them chaotic-neutral
• Soft enough to cry in. Edgy enough to cause it.
Join the movement. Wear the madness. Flush your thirst.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.