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Shop Toilet Water Flush Tee: The Cleanest Sh*t You'll Ever Wear
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Flush Tee: The Cleanest Sh*t You'll Ever Wear

from $20.00
This isn’t just a t-shirt. This is a badge of honor for those bold enough to sip from the meme stream and rock it proudly. Printed on 100% cotton, this tee is softer than triple-ply and edgier than your uncle’s conspiracy blog. Whether you’re clogging the algorithm or just clogging the toilet, do it in style.
• Unisex fit (for all who flush equally)
• Strong enough to survive your group chat roast
• Cleaner than your search history
• Printed on-demand, because mass production is for brands that don’t have a personality

Flush the norm. Wear the legend.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
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This isn’t just a t-shirt. This is a badge of honor for those bold enough to sip from the meme stream and rock it proudly. Printed on 100% cotton, this tee is softer than triple-ply and edgier than your uncle’s conspiracy blog. Whether you’re clogging the algorithm or just clogging the toilet, do it in style.
• Unisex fit (for all who flush equally)
• Strong enough to survive your group chat roast
• Cleaner than your search history
• Printed on-demand, because mass production is for brands that don’t have a personality

Flush the norm. Wear the legend.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
This isn’t just a t-shirt. This is a badge of honor for those bold enough to sip from the meme stream and rock it proudly. Printed on 100% cotton, this tee is softer than triple-ply and edgier than your uncle’s conspiracy blog. Whether you’re clogging the algorithm or just clogging the toilet, do it in style.
• Unisex fit (for all who flush equally)
• Strong enough to survive your group chat roast
• Cleaner than your search history
• Printed on-demand, because mass production is for brands that don’t have a personality

Flush the norm. Wear the legend.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

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