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Shop Toilet Water Flush Tee (Light Mode): The Cleanest Sh*t You'll Ever Wear
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Flush Tee (Light Mode): The Cleanest Sh*t You'll Ever Wear

from $20.00
Looks clean. Acts unhinged. This tee is for the brave souls repping Toilet Water in broad daylight—like a walking inside joke that the rest of the world just isn’t ready for. It’s soft, sharp, and wildly inappropriate for formal events (which makes it perfect).
• Comfortable enough to hydrate in. Or dehydrate in.
• Loud logo. Louder energy.
• Not sold in stores your mom shops at.
• Made on demand, because mass production is for cowards.

Be bold. Be questionable. Flush your thirst.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
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Looks clean. Acts unhinged. This tee is for the brave souls repping Toilet Water in broad daylight—like a walking inside joke that the rest of the world just isn’t ready for. It’s soft, sharp, and wildly inappropriate for formal events (which makes it perfect).
• Comfortable enough to hydrate in. Or dehydrate in.
• Loud logo. Louder energy.
• Not sold in stores your mom shops at.
• Made on demand, because mass production is for cowards.

Be bold. Be questionable. Flush your thirst.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Looks clean. Acts unhinged. This tee is for the brave souls repping Toilet Water in broad daylight—like a walking inside joke that the rest of the world just isn’t ready for. It’s soft, sharp, and wildly inappropriate for formal events (which makes it perfect).
• Comfortable enough to hydrate in. Or dehydrate in.
• Loud logo. Louder energy.
• Not sold in stores your mom shops at.
• Made on demand, because mass production is for cowards.

Be bold. Be questionable. Flush your thirst.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

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